I have looked, I have vacuumed every room of the house, I have looked in all of the obvious places.
I have offered children monetary rewards for finding it.
I have begged St. Anthony to pray for me so I can find it.
And this is why I haven't blogged, because I have no pictures.
I am sure I put it somewhere very, very safe. And I was holding out on buying a new one, but, if I don't find it soon, I will succumb.